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How to Be a Goop

February 12th, 2017 by Sallie Bingham in Politics 4 Comments

Goops and How to Be Them - coverOld-fashioned children in old-fashioned households used to have to listen to a book called, Goops and How To Be Them. The Goops were squat, balloon-headed, bald children of no particular age who were possessed of all the bad habits we were never supposed to acquire, or if we had, we needed to get rid of them quickly.

One verse read,

They spill their broth on the tablecloth; Oh, they lead untidy lives.

Bringing to mind the solitary occupant of the White House eating his solitary dinner.

Many of the actions described in today's news could have been carried out by Goops.

Since we all spilled our broth on the table cloth more than once, we felt some sorrowful kinship with the balloon-headed miscreants.

Still, the Goops were sort of funny, not half as terrifying as the punishments that were visited upon the bad girls and boys in another classic, still in print, Struwwelpeter, the German children’s classic written in 1845 by Henirich Hoffman to read to his three year old at bedtime.

Horrible punishments are gleefully handed out in this book for a variety of childish misdeeds. A boy who sucks his thumb has his fingers cut off, a girl who plays with matches is burned up in a fire.

I’ve been thinking of these children’s books while reading today’s news. Many of the actions described could have been carried out by Goops or even resulted in the terrible punishments doled out in Struwwelpeter.

Lying might well incur having one’s tongue cut out…

Boasting about legal actions—such as challenging the role of the judiciary in “declining” to reinstate an illegal and unethical travel ban—might have resulted, for a Goop, in being detained in the stocks.

Struwwelpeter-1845

The vulgarity and inappropriateness of being told on Fox News by a White House advisor to “go out and buy” clothes marketed by a President’s relative might receive more than “counseling” if practiced by one of the girls in Struwwelpeter—something more akin to being boiled in oil.

No parent today would dream of reading these horrible tales to a child, and even the relatively mild punishments the Goops suffered are intolerable, now.

But as we have moved, or tried to move, in the last fifty years beyond the cruelties of an old-fashioned aristocracy, almost entirely male (although powerful African-American mothers had their reasons for teaching their children harsh lessons before they were taught them by the even harsher white world), what have we lost?

Shame. The shame that crippled generations of children but also acted, brutally, to control outrageous public behavior (it certainly continued in private).

How to Be a GoopA set of seldom-mentioned rules that governed what was considered “appropriate” for the upper class—the word itself has fallen out of use.

We dismantled that terrible old system, and rightly. But how much of the behavior we are witnessing now “on high”—so to speak—would be impossible for Goop-trained and Struwwelpeter threatened children?

Grown into adults with unimaginable power, would three A.M fears of tongue-and-finger-loss modify their behavior?

[For more on Struwwelpeter, read “The best scenes from the most demented German children’s book ever published.” or download the eBook on Project Gutenberg.]

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A long and fruitful career as a writer began in 1960 with the publication of Sallie Bingham's novel, After Such Knowledge. This was followed by 15 collections of short stories in addition to novels, memoirs and plays, as well as the 2020 biography The Silver Swan: In Search of Doris Duke.

Her latest book, Taken by the Shawnee, is a work of historical fiction published by Turtle Point Press in June of 2024. Her previous memoir, Little Brother, was published by Sarabande Books in 2022. Her short story, "What I Learned From Fat Annie" won the Thomas Wolfe Fiction Prize in 2023 and the story "How Daddy Lost His Ear," from her forthcoming short story collection How Daddy Lost His Ear and Other Stories (September 23, 2025), received second prize in the 2023 Sean O’Faolain Short Story Competition.

She is an active and involved feminist, working for women’s empowerment, who founded the Kentucky Foundation for Women, which gives grants to Kentucky artists and writers who are feminists, The Sallie Bingham Center for Women's History and Culture at Duke University, and the Women’s Project and Productions in New York City. She lives in Santa Fe, New Mexico.

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  1. Jim Terr on Facebook says

    February 12th, 2017 at 7:02 am

    I have thought about this often, and in my relentless search to explain to the impenetrable Trump Faithful why so many of us find him unacceptable, let alone un-Christian.

    I.e., why would you elect as president someone whose behaviors (boasting, lying, etc.) would result in punishment? One of many satirical approaches I haven’t even gotten around to yet.

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  2. Alice van Buren on Facebook says

    February 12th, 2017 at 9:19 am

    oh the Goops! they eat with their fingers, they lick the butter knives . . .

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  3. R L says

    February 26th, 2017 at 10:53 am

    I suppose at my age I can still be considered an “old fashioned child” who grew up knowing about “birthday” spankings, or spankings on account of whatever seemed to be appropriate for the sin. I imagine this punishment is outlined somewhere within the Goops.

    I certainly know a lot about shame, but I doubt it’s helped me much in this world. If anything, it has prevented my walking all over others, so they could walk all over me.

    Punishments befitting the crime and rehabilitation taken into account, what could our collective/active/resistors do to correct the poor behavior/s of our seemingly fearless and SHAMELESS leader? Pretty sure a spanking wouldn’t do the job.

    And as a side note, I wonder if Ms. Paltrow knew about The Goops And How To Be Them before launching: http://goop.com/whats-goop/ ? I’ve actually referenced Jane Yolen and Mark Teague’s How Do Dinosaurs Eat Their Food…to prevent my own child’s “googpish behavior.”

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  4. E Carolyn Brown Tucker on Facebook says

    May 5th, 2017 at 5:14 pm

    . . . and one to grow on!

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